Updating your Information
A temporary worker for National Elections stopped by your dwelling while you were out, hopefully at a job, in order to update our voters list. Obviously you were not home, so we left this little card for you. We stuffed it into a crack in your door. If it fell out and you found it on the ground we sincerely apologize but we take no liability. We put a lot of work into making this card, and they are not cheap, so we would appreciate you reading the whole thing before throwing it out (we urge you to recycle).
The main purpose of this card is to let you know that it is not too late for you to update your information for our National Voters List. If you don’t want to vote don’t worry about it, votes from people not passionate enough to vote of their own accord without a carrot or a stick would only dilute the results, especially if you are a total ignoramus when it comes to politics. If you do want to vote and you need to update your information please do one of the following:
A temporary worker for National Elections stopped by your dwelling while you were out, hopefully at a job, in order to update our voters list. Obviously you were not home, so we left this little card for you. We stuffed it into a crack in your door. If it fell out and you found it on the ground we sincerely apologize but we take no liability. We put a lot of work into making this card, and they are not cheap, so we would appreciate you reading the whole thing before throwing it out (we urge you to recycle).
The main purpose of this card is to let you know that it is not too late for you to update your information for our National Voters List. If you don’t want to vote don’t worry about it, votes from people not passionate enough to vote of their own accord without a carrot or a stick would only dilute the results, especially if you are a total ignoramus when it comes to politics. If you do want to vote and you need to update your information please do one of the following:
- Stop in at our office (feel free to chat about anything while you are there, we are way overstaffed)
- Go to the advance polling station (you might as well vote while you’re there before you change your mind, besides, you might end up sick or hung-over on voting day)
- Go to your local voting location just as you normally would (you can still vote as usual, so really the other options are a waste of time)
