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The Urban Chicken
by Kyle Martindale In ten years, every shelf will be farm-fresh, grain- free, born-raised-and-spoon-fed-on-a-private- acre-down-the-street-trust-us-you-want-to-digest- this-animal. Organic eggs? Big deal. Our urban chickens are graffiti artists and grass-roots- campaign managers. Free-Range will be Walmart- run-of-the-mill—the good stuff will be stalked, coaxed and culled in a streamable tragic-comic saga narrated by Morgan Freeman in the sociolect of the wild. |
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