I was on an evil excursion through the galaxy looking for creatures to melt down and experiment with. Strangely enough I came upon a most unique creature. It had hairy eyes, wore no shoes, was very short, very fat, and it was not very nice to say the least. I asked it what it was and where it lived. Its only reply was for me to go away and mind my own business. I took a few steps back and thought to myself, “What a marvelous creature to put in a vial and experiment with!”

I walked back to it and sat down beside it, ready to grab it so I could melt it down and use it for experiments. I looked behind me to find a whole army of these nasty, little, hairy creatures that should be put in a vial! The creature beside me stared at me as if I was crazy. Suddenly I had an idea. I turned to the creature, grabbed him and ran as fast as I could away from the other creatures, just to be knocked down, melted and put into a vial for evil experiments.